1 00:00:01,376 --> 00:00:03,837 [♪ theme music playing] 2 00:00:05,296 --> 00:00:10,760 The Fable 3 00:01:31,007 --> 00:01:32,258 A Wonderful Night 4 00:01:32,342 --> 00:01:33,927 [Takeshi] But... 5 00:01:34,010 --> 00:01:37,931 are you sure it's a good idea to harbor a hitman, boss? 6 00:01:38,515 --> 00:01:40,391 We haven't got much choice. 7 00:01:40,475 --> 00:01:42,936 We and that group depend on one another. 8 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:47,565 The last boss worked with them too, so I can't just turn my back on them. 9 00:01:47,649 --> 00:01:50,235 And it's not like we're harboring them. 10 00:01:50,318 --> 00:01:54,697 All we're doing is giving the kids of a friend a place to live. 11 00:01:54,781 --> 00:01:57,700 I wonder what this Fable dude is like. 12 00:01:57,784 --> 00:01:59,244 I don't know. 13 00:01:59,327 --> 00:02:01,204 I've never met him either. 14 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:06,042 The last boss told me about him. He sounded totally unreal. 15 00:02:06,126 --> 00:02:07,502 The job he did 16 00:02:07,585 --> 00:02:11,965 three years ago to wipe out the Sameken Group made even me cringe. 17 00:02:13,007 --> 00:02:14,634 [Hiroshi] Just him alone, 18 00:02:15,218 --> 00:02:18,221 he wasted their boss and every member in just two minutes. 19 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:21,641 Nearly every corpse had only one shot 20 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:24,185 either through the head or the heart. 21 00:02:24,269 --> 00:02:28,064 He took them all out with a single, perfectly-placed shot. 22 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:31,317 Can a person actually kill so mercilessly? 23 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:33,278 Do you know about the correlation 24 00:02:33,361 --> 00:02:35,321 between guilt and your distance from the victim? 25 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:36,406 [Takeshi] Huh? 26 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:38,575 The trauma from killing just one person 27 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:43,246 with your hands or a knife is greater than killing thousands by bombing them. 28 00:02:43,329 --> 00:02:49,085 Ordinarily, people feel a lot of reluctance to kill people. 29 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:53,548 But he can commit murder, then eat hamburger steaks on his way home. 30 00:02:53,631 --> 00:02:55,592 That's what Fable's like. 31 00:02:55,675 --> 00:02:58,469 - [soft grunt] - [Hiroshi] He's a genius at killing. 32 00:02:58,553 --> 00:03:00,096 - [knocking on door] - Oh. 33 00:03:01,181 --> 00:03:04,601 Boss, you have visitors. Their name's Sato. 34 00:03:04,684 --> 00:03:06,811 Okay. Show them to the reception room. 35 00:03:07,645 --> 00:03:09,606 Don't let anyone in for a while. 36 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:10,732 [Takeshi] Got it? 37 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:11,816 Yes, sir. 38 00:03:12,692 --> 00:03:16,446 [in exciting voice] Okay, the legendary hitman has shown up. 39 00:03:16,529 --> 00:03:18,114 Sit next to me, Captain. 40 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:19,240 [Takeshi] Uh, okay. 41 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:22,702 [knocking on door] 42 00:03:23,286 --> 00:03:25,079 - [door opens] - [both grunt] 43 00:03:25,663 --> 00:03:26,664 [Hiroshi] Hmm? 44 00:03:27,165 --> 00:03:28,333 [door closes] 45 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:30,335 [Yoko] Excuse us. 46 00:03:30,418 --> 00:03:31,586 [surprised grunt] 47 00:03:32,295 --> 00:03:33,963 [♪ bright, cheery music playing] 48 00:03:34,047 --> 00:03:35,590 [Yoko chuckles softly] 49 00:03:35,673 --> 00:03:36,674 Huh? 50 00:03:38,259 --> 00:03:39,594 Hi. 51 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:44,098 Hello. 52 00:03:44,182 --> 00:03:46,851 - [Hiroshi grunting awkwardly] - [Takeshi] Go ahead, sit down. 53 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:49,854 - Make yourselves comfortable. - [deep sigh] 54 00:03:55,693 --> 00:03:56,736 Hey. 55 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:58,112 Uh, right. 56 00:03:58,863 --> 00:04:02,158 [Takeshi] You, I've got a question for you. 57 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:04,619 Are you that Sato guy? 58 00:04:04,702 --> 00:04:07,080 Have any other people named Sato 59 00:04:07,163 --> 00:04:08,873 - visited you today? - Uh... 60 00:04:08,957 --> 00:04:10,375 [soft grunt] 61 00:04:10,458 --> 00:04:12,877 [whispers] Don't talk so rudely. 62 00:04:12,961 --> 00:04:18,549 Rumor has it you're a killing genius, but it seems you're a social bumbler. 63 00:04:19,133 --> 00:04:21,636 You'd better watch your lip. 64 00:04:22,262 --> 00:04:23,972 I don't mean any harm. 65 00:04:24,055 --> 00:04:26,391 That's right. He doesn't mean any harm. 66 00:04:26,474 --> 00:04:27,642 [soft grunt] 67 00:04:28,268 --> 00:04:32,146 If you had to kill me and the boss on the spur of the moment here, 68 00:04:32,897 --> 00:04:34,899 how would you do it, as a pro? 69 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,068 In this situation? 70 00:04:37,151 --> 00:04:41,072 Right. At this very moment in this exact situation. 71 00:04:41,155 --> 00:04:42,532 [Akira] Hmm... 72 00:04:43,157 --> 00:04:45,368 First, I'd crush your throat, 73 00:04:45,451 --> 00:04:47,328 and take the gun from your left breast pocket. 74 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,832 Hey! You've got a gun? 75 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:53,960 It's what you people call a lotus root gun. 76 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,838 I'd say it's a .22 revolver. 77 00:04:59,299 --> 00:05:02,468 [Takeshi] No. It's a .38. 78 00:05:02,552 --> 00:05:04,721 - [Yoko gasps] - Hey! 79 00:05:04,804 --> 00:05:07,890 You know bringing guns into the office is prohibited. 80 00:05:07,974 --> 00:05:11,853 Sorry. Since Fable was coming, I didn't want to be unarmed. 81 00:05:11,936 --> 00:05:13,855 Then what would you do? 82 00:05:13,938 --> 00:05:17,859 [Takeshi] With only five bullets left, what would you do with the 10 men outside? 83 00:05:17,942 --> 00:05:21,237 No problem. I'd also take the boss's gun. 84 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:23,531 - Huh? - [soft grunt] 85 00:05:23,614 --> 00:05:24,991 [laughs] 86 00:05:25,491 --> 00:05:27,744 You got me there. 87 00:05:28,202 --> 00:05:30,330 [Hiroshi] You're really something, Sato. 88 00:05:31,831 --> 00:05:33,249 [shocked gasp] 89 00:05:34,042 --> 00:05:36,002 How could you tell? 90 00:05:36,085 --> 00:05:38,755 Was it our mannerisms? Our demeanor? 91 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:42,759 It's hard to explain. Even if I did, you wouldn't understand. 92 00:05:42,842 --> 00:05:44,761 - [annoyed grunt] - [Hiroshi] Well, anyway, 93 00:05:44,844 --> 00:05:47,889 you two will be staying here for one year, right? 94 00:05:47,972 --> 00:05:49,766 Take it nice and easy. 95 00:05:49,849 --> 00:05:54,020 The only people here who know your true identity are me and the boss. 96 00:05:54,103 --> 00:05:55,855 The young guys don't know a thing. 97 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:57,774 Keep that in mind. 98 00:05:58,441 --> 00:06:00,026 I understand. 99 00:06:00,109 --> 00:06:02,195 I know. I'm a pro. 100 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:03,279 [annoyed grunt] 101 00:06:03,780 --> 00:06:08,201 We're glad to have you two siblings living here for the next year. 102 00:06:08,284 --> 00:06:09,994 That being said... 103 00:06:10,078 --> 00:06:12,455 [slams on table] We need to set some rules. 104 00:06:13,039 --> 00:06:14,040 Rules? 105 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,918 They're simple rules. 106 00:06:17,001 --> 00:06:20,463 We'll give you a place to live. Live there any way you like. 107 00:06:20,546 --> 00:06:26,010 But if you cause any trouble or accident, we won't clean up after you one bit. 108 00:06:26,469 --> 00:06:29,680 If we decide that you're causing trouble for the group, 109 00:06:29,764 --> 00:06:31,224 we'll immediately kick you out. 110 00:06:31,307 --> 00:06:33,059 We understand. 111 00:06:33,142 --> 00:06:34,727 That's perfectly clear. 112 00:06:34,811 --> 00:06:36,646 That's about it. 113 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:40,942 Captain, show them to their home. 114 00:06:41,025 --> 00:06:43,361 All right. You ready to go? 115 00:06:43,444 --> 00:06:44,737 [Takeshi] It's real close... 116 00:06:44,821 --> 00:06:45,822 Hmm? 117 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:49,242 What is it? 118 00:06:50,159 --> 00:06:51,244 What do you want? 119 00:06:52,745 --> 00:06:54,247 Can I say one thing? 120 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,331 Huh? 121 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:58,751 Your nose hair is sticking out. 122 00:06:59,335 --> 00:07:00,795 What? It is? 123 00:07:00,878 --> 00:07:03,172 [Takeshi in muffled voice] You don't have to point that out. 124 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:06,217 - Yakuza need to care for their appearance. - Not that side. 125 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:08,511 - The right hole. - That's enough! 126 00:07:08,594 --> 00:07:11,639 Hey, don't push it back in. 127 00:07:11,722 --> 00:07:13,224 [Takeshi] I'll pluck it out later. 128 00:07:13,307 --> 00:07:14,517 It'll come out again. 129 00:07:15,101 --> 00:07:18,521 [Yoko] I can't believe you. You'd better watch it! 130 00:07:18,604 --> 00:07:20,815 Who cares about nose hairs! 131 00:07:20,898 --> 00:07:23,025 Everything you do makes me nervous. 132 00:07:23,109 --> 00:07:26,028 It was bothering me. 133 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:30,199 Doing pointless things like that is what gets you into trouble. 134 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:32,034 Be more careful! 135 00:07:32,118 --> 00:07:35,079 [Akira] I don't mean any harm though. 136 00:07:35,163 --> 00:07:37,874 [Takeshi] Damn it! That moron! 137 00:07:38,749 --> 00:07:40,418 What are you smiling about? 138 00:07:41,127 --> 00:07:42,920 You want outsiders here? 139 00:07:43,004 --> 00:07:46,549 No. It's just the sister is real pretty. 140 00:07:49,135 --> 00:07:50,136 [Takeshi] Here they are. 141 00:07:50,470 --> 00:07:51,554 Houses. 142 00:07:51,637 --> 00:07:54,640 Two next to each other. Use them as you please. 143 00:07:54,724 --> 00:07:58,936 Originally, I and other members used them when we were in trouble. 144 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:01,063 So they've got some furniture. 145 00:08:01,147 --> 00:08:04,025 And this baby is my car. It's a hobby of mine. 146 00:08:05,151 --> 00:08:06,861 What an old car. 147 00:08:06,944 --> 00:08:11,824 Yeah, well, it's a Hakosuka. It's a real man's car. 148 00:08:11,908 --> 00:08:13,075 [Yoko] Hmm? 149 00:08:13,701 --> 00:08:17,288 [Takeshi] The door behind the car leads to the house on the second floor. 150 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,332 Bath, toilet, it's got it all. 151 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,585 I've got another rule for you here. 152 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:23,836 [both] Huh? 153 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:26,422 Don't you dare ever touch this car. 154 00:08:26,881 --> 00:08:28,090 Understand? 155 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:31,469 - I've got no interest in this car. - [Yoko mutters] 156 00:08:31,552 --> 00:08:32,887 - [Takeshi] Huh? - By the way, 157 00:08:32,970 --> 00:08:35,598 - your nose hair's sticking out again. - [grunts] 158 00:08:35,681 --> 00:08:37,016 Hey! 159 00:08:37,099 --> 00:08:40,770 I'm sorry. I'll teach him some good sense. 160 00:08:42,146 --> 00:08:43,481 - [Takeshi] Hey, Sato. - Huh? 161 00:08:43,564 --> 00:08:46,609 I heard about your work from the boss. 162 00:08:46,692 --> 00:08:49,487 You kill almost all your targets in one shot. 163 00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:53,616 But I don't trust rumors. 164 00:08:54,116 --> 00:08:57,745 I want to see your skills for myself. 165 00:08:58,496 --> 00:09:00,581 If that's what you want, fine. 166 00:09:00,665 --> 00:09:02,917 You can't go shooting a gun here! 167 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,544 It'll be fine. 168 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:07,421 Nothing but old folks live around here. Huh? 169 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,050 [both exclaim] 170 00:09:11,133 --> 00:09:13,052 - [gun thuds] - [Yoko and Takeshi exclaim] 171 00:09:13,135 --> 00:09:14,178 [soft grunt] 172 00:09:14,262 --> 00:09:15,304 Revolvers... 173 00:09:16,264 --> 00:09:17,265 aren't my forte. 174 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:18,808 What should I shoot? 175 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:22,812 I'll tell you what to shoot. Find and shoot it in under two seconds. 176 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:23,896 [Yoko] Huh? 177 00:09:25,231 --> 00:09:26,232 Security camera. 178 00:09:27,191 --> 00:09:29,860 Ah! It's there! Over there! 179 00:09:31,112 --> 00:09:32,363 [Yoko] See, it's there. 180 00:09:32,446 --> 00:09:34,532 You shouldn't have hurried. 181 00:09:34,615 --> 00:09:36,867 This one bothered me more. 182 00:09:37,493 --> 00:09:38,494 Maybe next time. 183 00:09:38,869 --> 00:09:39,870 [shocked scream] 184 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:42,873 [tense sting] 185 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:46,377 There's debris on the roof of my Hakosuka! 186 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:47,587 Ah... 187 00:09:47,670 --> 00:09:50,131 You're the one who wanted me to shoot it. 188 00:09:50,214 --> 00:09:52,133 [spluttering in shock] 189 00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:53,634 [Yoko] Uh, Mr. Ebihara... 190 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:57,638 - [Takeshi] Huh? - I will make the car perfectly clean. 191 00:09:57,722 --> 00:09:59,599 So, please forget what happened. 192 00:10:02,351 --> 00:10:03,853 [soft exclaim] 193 00:10:04,687 --> 00:10:05,771 [car door closes] 194 00:10:05,855 --> 00:10:09,025 Hey, pull up the video from the garage cameras on your phone. 195 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,151 Uh, sure. 196 00:10:10,985 --> 00:10:12,194 [henchman] Huh? 197 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:15,656 Looks like one of the two might be broken. 198 00:10:15,740 --> 00:10:18,117 [Takeshi scoffs] One shot, huh? 199 00:10:18,451 --> 00:10:20,786 It was the small one too. 200 00:10:21,037 --> 00:10:23,164 Showered my precious car in junk as well. 201 00:10:23,247 --> 00:10:27,126 And that woman, she's not just a simple companion. 202 00:10:27,752 --> 00:10:30,046 [Takeshi] Can't believe she got to me. 203 00:10:30,588 --> 00:10:32,673 [scoffs] Get going! 204 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,509 [Akira] Is this really such a great car? 205 00:10:35,593 --> 00:10:37,678 [Yoko] Hey! Get out of there! 206 00:10:38,596 --> 00:10:42,183 That's the kind of thing that really ticks me off! Darn you! 207 00:10:43,267 --> 00:10:46,187 Keep an eye on those two. That's an order from me. 208 00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,190 Understand? Don't take your eyes off them. 209 00:10:49,273 --> 00:10:51,192 Yes, sir. I'll do my best. 210 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:53,778 [in angry voice] "Do my best"? 211 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:55,446 Are you kidding me? 212 00:10:55,529 --> 00:10:56,947 Aren't you a yakuza? 213 00:10:57,031 --> 00:11:00,326 The excuses of your sissy generation won't fly in the yakuza. 214 00:11:00,409 --> 00:11:01,452 Yes, sir! 215 00:11:01,535 --> 00:11:02,828 [rattling] 216 00:11:02,912 --> 00:11:03,954 Oh. 217 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:15,424 Morons. Never underestimate a pro. 218 00:11:15,508 --> 00:11:17,510 [♪ calm music playing] 219 00:11:21,055 --> 00:11:23,891 [Akira] My vacation starts today. 220 00:11:23,974 --> 00:11:28,896 I'm supposed to live quietly here for a year, huh? 221 00:11:36,987 --> 00:11:38,406 - [clanks] - Uh? 222 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,408 [neighbor] Ouch! 223 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,411 That really hurt. 224 00:11:43,494 --> 00:11:44,578 [sighs] 225 00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,917 - That woman sure seems awful busy. - [hurried footsteps] 226 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:51,919 [door lock clicks] 227 00:11:52,002 --> 00:11:53,003 Oh. 228 00:11:59,009 --> 00:12:00,761 [keyboard key clicking] 229 00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,847 [grunts, exclaims] 230 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:08,185 [excited exclaiming] 231 00:12:08,269 --> 00:12:10,187 [amazed gasp] 232 00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:13,441 [breathing heavily, exclaims] 233 00:12:17,528 --> 00:12:18,904 - [Takeshi grunts] - [car door closes] 234 00:12:18,988 --> 00:12:20,448 How are things? 235 00:12:20,531 --> 00:12:23,534 Fine. I'm watching them closely. 236 00:12:23,617 --> 00:12:25,202 [Takeshi] I'm not asking about you. 237 00:12:25,286 --> 00:12:27,329 - The Sato siblings. - Uh... 238 00:12:28,038 --> 00:12:31,167 They're fine too. No movement so far. 239 00:12:31,250 --> 00:12:36,464 But the cameras in the brother's place must be busted. All six aren't working. 240 00:12:36,547 --> 00:12:38,466 All six? 241 00:12:39,049 --> 00:12:40,259 [gunshot] 242 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,470 [soft grunt] 243 00:12:42,553 --> 00:12:44,972 [henchman] All the ones in the sister's place work. 244 00:12:45,055 --> 00:12:47,683 - But the audio isn't great. - [sniffing] 245 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,978 It smells funny in this car. 246 00:12:51,061 --> 00:12:54,982 Huh? Oh, I, uh, just had dinner. 247 00:12:55,566 --> 00:12:58,986 Say, why do you get me to watch these siblings? 248 00:12:59,945 --> 00:13:03,991 I want to chase those two out of this town. 249 00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:06,994 But... didn't the boss... 250 00:13:07,995 --> 00:13:11,248 The boss may be okay with it, but I'm not. 251 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:16,003 I want to chase those two out for the boss's sake and the group's sake. 252 00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:17,755 [sharp breath] 253 00:13:17,838 --> 00:13:20,299 Who the heck are those siblings? 254 00:13:20,382 --> 00:13:22,968 [Takeshi] That's something you don't need to know. 255 00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,762 You got more questions? 256 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:27,097 No, it's okay. I get it. 257 00:13:27,181 --> 00:13:29,809 I parked a minicar behind this one. 258 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,602 Switch to that. 259 00:13:32,102 --> 00:13:35,189 This is the group's car. Don't want them to recognize it. 260 00:13:36,398 --> 00:13:38,067 - [henchman] So, uh... - What? 261 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,485 [nervous breath] 262 00:13:42,571 --> 00:13:44,782 Do what you can for now. 263 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,076 [soft grunt] 264 00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,870 [♪ thrilling music playing on TV] 265 00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:55,042 [blows air] 266 00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:57,461 [spray can hissing] 267 00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,548 [narrator on TV] Even Jackal's amazed at this! 268 00:14:01,131 --> 00:14:05,052 - [Jackal on TV] What? Are you sure? - Eradicates toilet smells in one wipe! 269 00:14:05,636 --> 00:14:07,555 [groans, screams] Why me too? 270 00:14:07,638 --> 00:14:08,889 - Huh? - [narrator on TV] Even eradicates Jackal! 271 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,058 - [laughing hysterically] - Toilet deodorizer! 272 00:14:11,141 --> 00:14:13,060 [♪ lively music playing on TV] 273 00:14:13,143 --> 00:14:15,312 [announcer on TV] Coming up next, News Fly. 274 00:14:15,396 --> 00:14:18,941 So, Jackal Tomioka has a TV commercial, huh? 275 00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:20,401 He's a hard worker. 276 00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:22,069 - [phone vibrating] - Huh? 277 00:14:22,152 --> 00:14:24,071 STRANGER 278 00:14:25,281 --> 00:14:28,075 Tsk. It's that fake sister. 279 00:14:29,159 --> 00:14:30,160 Yeah? 280 00:14:30,661 --> 00:14:32,580 - [indistinct chatter] - [Yoko] Here's to Osaka! 281 00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:36,083 Why'd we have to sit in this corner to drink? 282 00:14:36,166 --> 00:14:39,295 I can't relax at the counter in an unfamiliar place. 283 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:42,715 [Yoko exclaims] This is so good. 284 00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,217 [henchman] Drinking, huh? 285 00:14:45,301 --> 00:14:47,219 A moving-in party, eh? 286 00:14:47,303 --> 00:14:50,598 I want to chase those two out... 287 00:14:50,681 --> 00:14:53,100 [Takeshi] Do what you can for now. 288 00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,728 [muttering, inhales sharply] 289 00:14:55,811 --> 00:14:57,229 It's me. 290 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:01,275 Don't you have an ex-champ kickboxer or Muay Thai fighter for a friend? 291 00:15:02,359 --> 00:15:05,195 This place is really nice. [giggles] 292 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:06,405 [Akira] Hmm... 293 00:15:07,448 --> 00:15:11,368 Would you quit looking at people that way? 294 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,955 It's habit. It's an unfamiliar bar in a new town. 295 00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:17,791 I've got to check the building's layout and the people. 296 00:15:17,875 --> 00:15:18,876 [sighs] 297 00:15:18,959 --> 00:15:23,631 We've got this great chance, so just relax and enjoy yourself. 298 00:15:23,714 --> 00:15:25,883 Enjoy myself? How? 299 00:15:26,425 --> 00:15:28,135 We're just drinking. 300 00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:33,933 Sheesh, you're missing out on life. Don't you have a hobby? 301 00:15:34,475 --> 00:15:37,144 A hobby? Do I need one? 302 00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:41,148 It's not something you need, but it enriches your life. 303 00:15:41,231 --> 00:15:43,525 Enriches it, huh? 304 00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:47,905 If I had a hobby, I get the feeling I would've died long ago. 305 00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,157 Hmm... 306 00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:54,620 Then just get one while we're on vacation. 307 00:15:54,703 --> 00:15:57,164 It's a good chance, so find one, okay? 308 00:15:57,247 --> 00:15:58,916 I doubt I can. 309 00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:01,001 Anything is fine. 310 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:04,797 Like drinking or playing video games or eating good food. 311 00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,174 You need laughter in life. 312 00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:09,176 I love Jackal Tomioka. 313 00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:12,680 - That third-rate comedian? - He's in TV commercials in this town. 314 00:16:13,263 --> 00:16:15,182 What about you, Yoko? 315 00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,684 You have a hobby? 316 00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:17,977 [giggles] 317 00:16:18,602 --> 00:16:21,522 I'm going to find love during this year. 318 00:16:21,605 --> 00:16:24,692 I'll get me a hot boyfriend, so don't kill him, okay? 319 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:27,695 [sighs] Don't cause any trouble. 320 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:31,907 You're one to talk. You seriously need to be careful. 321 00:16:31,991 --> 00:16:35,661 No matter what people say, you're a pro at violence, right? 322 00:16:35,744 --> 00:16:39,081 So no more excuses like, "It was just instinct." 323 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,917 [henchman's friend] I brought him, Takahashi. 324 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,836 - [grunts] - Evening. 325 00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,838 You the Muay Thai boxing guy? 326 00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:47,673 No, kickboxing. 327 00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:49,800 And you were a champ, right? 328 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:51,468 Yeah, of West Japan. 329 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:54,263 [Takahashi] Whatever, good enough. Here's the plan. 330 00:16:54,346 --> 00:16:55,472 [kickboxer] Giving a beating? 331 00:16:55,556 --> 00:16:58,058 Just some light roughing up. 332 00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,853 But a couple of broken bones would be nice. 333 00:17:01,645 --> 00:17:03,397 [Yoko exclaims happily] 334 00:17:04,940 --> 00:17:08,277 Those were good drinks. I like that place. 335 00:17:08,360 --> 00:17:10,320 Walk straight, you drunk. 336 00:17:10,404 --> 00:17:12,865 You can really hold your liquor, brother. 337 00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:15,409 I've never gotten drunk on booze. 338 00:17:15,492 --> 00:17:17,870 I just get a little light-headed. 339 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,999 Oh, my. You really are missing out on life. 340 00:17:22,082 --> 00:17:25,252 Let the liquor put you in a happy place, and then... 341 00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,672 [Takahashi's friend] Having fun there, love birds? 342 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:30,966 - What're you looking at? - [♪ suspenseful music playing] 343 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:34,261 - [Yoko] Huh? - [Takahashi's friend] This isn't a show! 344 00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:38,599 I know I asked them to do this, but that's such a corny line. 345 00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:40,267 [chuckles] 346 00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:42,394 What's he mean by "show"? 347 00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:43,771 He means "don't stare." 348 00:17:43,854 --> 00:17:46,273 Shut up and buzz off, chick. 349 00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:50,110 Like he said, you go on home. 350 00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:53,530 What? Let's go to one more place. 351 00:17:54,990 --> 00:17:56,033 [Akira grunts] 352 00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:57,409 Hmm. 353 00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,914 Darn it! I was all set on going to one more place. 354 00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:04,333 [Takahashi's friend] Why don't you go alone, chick? 355 00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:06,502 Get on home, Yoko. 356 00:18:06,585 --> 00:18:07,961 What? Go home? 357 00:18:08,045 --> 00:18:12,091 If these guys hurt you, I'll kill them. 358 00:18:12,174 --> 00:18:14,843 We can't let that happen, brother! 359 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,097 If I'm alone, I can handle this just fine. Go on. 360 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,349 Enough chatter! 361 00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:21,600 Bring it on, dude! 362 00:18:21,683 --> 00:18:24,019 Fine, I'll go home. 363 00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:25,938 [Yoko groans disappointedly] 364 00:18:26,021 --> 00:18:27,606 Go straight home. 365 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:30,609 What? Did your woman dump you? 366 00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,860 [soft grunt] 367 00:18:32,319 --> 00:18:35,114 What a wuss. I'll handle this guy. 368 00:18:35,197 --> 00:18:38,450 - [Akira] Height, 5.6 ft. Weight, 157 lbs. - [♪ tense music playing] 369 00:18:38,534 --> 00:18:41,078 Zero martial arts experience. All grit, no skill. 370 00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:42,913 - Right haymaker. - [bones cracking] 371 00:18:42,996 --> 00:18:45,082 Pretend to take the punch, break his fingers. 372 00:18:45,165 --> 00:18:47,084 - [grunts] - Busted middle and ring fingers. 373 00:18:47,167 --> 00:18:48,252 Pretend to be in pain. 374 00:18:48,335 --> 00:18:49,586 [screams] 375 00:18:49,670 --> 00:18:52,506 Block his weak roundhouse kick with my elbow. 376 00:18:52,589 --> 00:18:55,759 Bruise his right shin, and pretend to be hit. 377 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,262 Watch this. 378 00:18:58,345 --> 00:19:02,349 [Akira] From that first kick, I can tell he's a fighter, probably kickboxing. 379 00:19:02,933 --> 00:19:06,520 Right away, a high kick. He thinks I'm an amateur and will connect. 380 00:19:07,104 --> 00:19:11,900 I'll let him connect, but slip away to mitigate the damage. 381 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,361 Pretend to go flying. 382 00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,445 [Akira grunts] 383 00:19:15,529 --> 00:19:17,114 - Yeah! - [Akira] Pretend it hurt. 384 00:19:17,197 --> 00:19:19,491 [crying] 385 00:19:19,575 --> 00:19:20,576 [soft grunt] 386 00:19:21,577 --> 00:19:23,495 Hey, get up. 387 00:19:23,579 --> 00:19:25,497 - [Akira] Pretend to be hurt. - [groans] 388 00:19:25,581 --> 00:19:27,166 - [grunts] - Left jab. 389 00:19:27,249 --> 00:19:28,667 Take it and get a nosebleed. 390 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,170 - [grunts] - [Akira] See? Blood. 391 00:19:31,253 --> 00:19:32,546 [groans] 392 00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:36,175 Use the tears that came with the blood to pretend to be a wimp. 393 00:19:36,258 --> 00:19:38,427 [Akira sobs] I'm sorry... I'm sorry... 394 00:19:38,510 --> 00:19:42,181 [Akira] How's this for a pathetic look? Here's a pro for you! 395 00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:46,435 Sheesh! You call yourself a man? How pathetic. 396 00:19:46,518 --> 00:19:49,229 That didn't feel quite right. 397 00:19:49,313 --> 00:19:50,522 [neighbor exclaims worriedly] 398 00:19:51,481 --> 00:19:53,275 What're you looking at? 399 00:19:53,358 --> 00:19:55,194 [kickboxer clicks tongue] That's probably good enough. 400 00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:56,445 [soft grunt] 401 00:19:57,279 --> 00:19:59,198 - Let's go. - [Takahashi's friend] Yeah. 402 00:19:59,281 --> 00:20:01,783 [Akira sobbing] 403 00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:03,702 [sighs] 404 00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,414 - [Akira] Magnificent. I really am a pro. - [footsteps approaching] 405 00:20:07,497 --> 00:20:09,708 - [neighbor] Excuse me. You okay? - Hmm? 406 00:20:09,791 --> 00:20:12,211 You want to use my handkerchief? 407 00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:14,213 [Akira] Wait. Isn't this... 408 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:19,218 the woman I saw from the roof who tripped while running up the stairs? 409 00:20:19,801 --> 00:20:21,303 No, I'm fine. 410 00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:22,471 [neighbor] Okay. 411 00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,811 [Akira] There she goes running again. 412 00:20:30,437 --> 00:20:33,190 [Takahashi] Here, 10,000 yen. Split it between you. 413 00:20:33,649 --> 00:20:35,943 That was good work. 414 00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:37,778 5,000 yen each? 415 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,446 That's cheap! 416 00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:42,115 Quit complaining. 417 00:20:42,199 --> 00:20:45,619 Some places only pay 5,000 yen for eight hours of construction work. 418 00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,704 The risk is totally different. 419 00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:49,790 Your fingers are swollen. 420 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,874 You okay? 421 00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:53,919 It's nothing. Just jammed it a little. 422 00:20:54,544 --> 00:20:57,089 I can tell you're a kickboxing champ. 423 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,882 You made that guy fly. 424 00:20:58,966 --> 00:21:02,594 Hmm... But I didn't kick him that hard. 425 00:21:03,553 --> 00:21:05,639 [Akira humming] 426 00:21:09,935 --> 00:21:11,645 [gulping] 427 00:21:13,772 --> 00:21:15,357 Oh... 428 00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:19,528 [Akira] Osaka's pretty fun. 429 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:23,490 [♪ closing theme music playing] 430 00:22:44,363 --> 00:22:49,743 Next Episode Tag 431 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:51,828 Translated by Brian Athey